Tëaze: 100% Hair Metal

About

Oh my God, look what the cat dragged in!

It's the moves, spandex, and hair metal from the 80's, performed by the only band manly enough to wear more makeup than your mom.

A Tëaze show is a glimpse back in time, an authentic tribute to rocks most outrageous era. Playing the greatest party anthems from Bon Jovi to Van Halen, with stage moves Poison wouldn't dare attempt.

If you long for the days when the grass was green, the girls were pretty (and so were the guys), let Tëaze pour their sugar on you.

The Guys

Richie Reckless

Richie Reckless Lead Vocals / Lead Bass

Destined to be a frontman from the time he first raided his sister's closet at the age of 3, Richie Reckless was frequently caught wearing anything leopard print or skin tight, in combination with fingerless gloves and studded belts.

Perfecting his sexy moves for hours in front of a full-length mirror, Richie learned how to be a David Lee Roth caliber frontman before he ever learned to sing or play bass. "I started playing bass because it's the easiest instrument to learn, and I wanted to be in a band. I became the lead singer because I wanted to actually get girls too, not just be a bass player."

Favorite Stage Move

Licking his finger and sliding it up his bass neck

Favorite Makeup Product

Maybelline "Midnight Rendezvous" Eyeliner

Jon Bon Michaels

Jon Bon Michaels Lead Guitar / Lead Vocals

Hailing from New Jersey, Lead Guitarist Jon Bon Michaels comes from humble beginnings. The son of Tommy Bon Michaels, a dockworker, and Gina, a dayshift waitress at a diner, Jon's musical journey began when he purchased a tough talking guitar from a local pawnshop. When auditioning for Tëaze it was JBM's ability to shred lead guitar that got him through the door, but it was his extensive bandanna and cowboy hat collection that secured him the gig.

Favorite Stage Move

Spinning in a circle and then dropping to his knees while ripping a tasty solo

Favorite Makeup Product

Revlon's "New Mexico Sky" Eye Shadow

Joe E. Lee

Joe E. Lee Lead Drums

The sole member of the group actually alive during the 80's, Drummer Joe E. Lee is also the only member of the band to have actually witnessed a hair metal video broadcast on MTV. While touring as a roadie for several hair metal bands, Joe E. Lee studied their moves and methods intently. Much like an anthropologist living amongst a tribe of natives deep in the rainforest, Joe E. learned and documented their ancient culture and practices. This puts Joe E. in an important advisory role to the rest of the band when issues come up like "how many scarves are too many scarves, on a microphone stand" or "does this eye shadow match this guitar?"

Favorite Stage Move

Standing on top of the drum kit, and twirling drumsticks over his head like a heavy metal helicopter

Favorite Makeup Product

L'Oreal Age Defying Foundation/Concealer

PV Trixxx

PV Trïxxx Lead Guitar / Lead Vocals

PV Trïxxx, aka "the shy one", is the most mysterious of the group. "None of us really know much about him," says drummer Joe E. Lee. "We were hanging out, jamming at the practice space one night, and he just sorta showed up. He plugged in his guitar, started wailing, and blew us away. Then he packed his stuff up, said he'd see us next week, and was gone." Richie Reckless puts it best: "He lets his guitar do the talking, and I like that, because I'm the lead singer, and I should be the only one doing the real talking."

Favorite Stage Move

Pointing his guitar upwards to the heavens while shredding a mind-bending solo

Favorite Makeup Product

Makeup can't handle all of his manliness

Dates

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Tunes

  • Highway to Hell AC/DC
  • You Shook Me All Night Long AC/DC
  • Love in an Elevator Aerosmith
  • Angel Aerosmith
  • Turn Up the Radio Autograph
  • Rebel Yell Billy Idol
  • Bad Medicine Bon Jovi
  • Livin' on a Prayer Bon Jovi
  • Wanted Dead or Alive Bon Jovi
  • You Give Love a Bad Name Bon Jovi
  • Summer of '69 Bryan Adams
  • Smooth Up In Ya BulletBoys
  • Shake Me Cinderella
  • Somebody Save Me Cinderella
  • High Enough Damn Yankees
  • Just Like Paradise David Lee Roth
  • Animal Def Leppard
  • Bringin' on the Heartbreak Def Leppard
  • Foolin' Def Leppard
  • Love Bites Def Leppard
  • Photograph Def Leppard
  • Pour Some Sugar On Me Def Leppard
  • Rock! Rock! (Til You Drop) Def Leppard
  • The Final Countdown Europe
  • Hole Hearted Extreme
  • More Than Words Extreme
  • All She Wrote Firehouse
  • Don't Treat Me Bad Firehouse
  • Lover's Lane Firehouse
  • Reach for the Sky Firehouse
  • Shake & Tumble Firehouse
  • Out Ta Get Me Guns N' Roses
  • Paradise City Guns N' Roses
  • Sweet Child O' Mine Guns N' Roses
  • Welcome to the Jungle Guns N' Roses
  • Blaze of Glory Jon Bon Jovi
  • Any Way You Want It Journey
  • Don't Stop Believing Journey
  • Heaven's On Fire KISS
  • Lick It Up KISS
  • Shout It Out Loud KISS
  • Workin' for the Weekend Loverboy
  • Enter Sandman Metallica
  • Sad But True Metallica
  • Beat It Michael Jackson
  • Dr. Feelgood Mötley Crüe
  • Home Sweet Home Mötley Crüe
  • Kickstart My Heart Mötley Crüe
  • Live Wire Mötley Crüe
  • Looks That Kill Mötley Crüe
  • Same Ol' Situation Mötley Crüe
  • Smokin' in the Boys Room Mötley Crüe
  • To Be With You Mr. Big
  • Your Love The Outfield
  • Bark at the Moon Ozzy Osbourne
  • Hit Me With Your Best Shot Pat Benatar
  • Every Rose Has Its Thorn Poison
  • Fallen Angel Poison
  • I Want Action Poison
  • Look What the Cat Dragged In Poison
  • Nothin' But a Good Time Poison
  • Talk Dirty to Me Poison
  • Unskinny Bop Poison
  • Cum on Feel the Noize Quiet Riot
  • Round and Round Ratt
  • Jesse's Girl Rick Springfield
  • 18 & Life Skid Row
  • Monkey Business Skid Row
  • Youth Gone Wild Skid Row
  • Rock You Like a Hurricane Scorpions
  • Fly to the Angels Slaughter
  • Up All Night Slaughter
  • I Wanna Rock Twisted Sister
  • Ain't Talking 'Bout Love Van Halen
  • Dance the Night Away Van Halen
  • Feel Your Love Tonite Van Halen
  • Jamie's Cryin' Van Halen
  • Jump Van Halen
  • Panama Van Halen
  • Runnin' With the Devil Van Halen
  • Unchained Van Halen
  • You Really Got Me Van Halen
  • Cherry Pie Warrant
  • Down Boys Warrant
  • Heaven Warrant
  • Uncle Tom's Cabin Warrant
  • Seventeen Winger
  • Here I Go Again Whitesnake

Eye Candy

Getting a selfie with a fan at the Herndon Festival. Finishing up our set in the Beacon Theatre in Hopewell, VA.
Hanging out with KISS aboard the KISS Kruise VI!
Joe E. Lee basking in the spotlight. Backstage with Jon Bon Michaels and the gang.
Jon Bon Michaels getting soulful at the Tally Ho Theatre. Richie Reckless posing for a Valentine photo. PV Trixxx ripping a tasty solo with his signature move.
Rare shot from behind Joe E Lee at the Herndon Festival. Tearing it up at the Beacon Theatre.
Hey you! Another glamour shot of Joe E Lee.
Starting out the KISS Kruise VI with a bang!
Signing some posters about the KISS Kruise VI. Bringin' on the pyromania! Jon Bon Michaels feeling pretty intense.
Reach for the sky! Just hanging out with Skid Row.
Richie Reckless about to hit the stage at a political rally. Rockin' for a good cause at the Polar Plunge Virginia Beach 2017. Preachin' to the rock n' roll congregation.

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