Oh my God, look what the cat dragged in!

Richie Reckless Lead Vocals / Lead Bass

Destined to be a frontman from the time he first raided his sister's closet at the age of 3, Richie Reckless was frequently caught wearing anything leopard print or skin tight, in combination with fingerless gloves and studded belts.

Perfecting his sexy moves for hours in front of a full-length mirror, Richie learned how to be a David Lee Roth caliber frontman before he ever learned to sing or play bass. "I started playing bass because it's the easiest instrument to learn, and I wanted to be in a band. I became the lead singer because I wanted to actually get girls too, not just be a bass player."

Jon Bon Michaels Lead Guitar / Lead Vocals

Hailing from New Jersey, Lead Guitarist Jon Bon Michaels comes from humble beginnings. The son of Tommy Bon Michaels, a dockworker, and Gina, a dayshift waitress at a diner, Jon's musical journey began when he purchased a tough talking guitar from a local pawnshop. When auditioning for Tëaze it was JBM's ability to shred lead guitar that got him through the door, but it was his extensive bandanna and cowboy hat collection that secured him the gig.

Joe E. Lee Lead Drums

The sole member of the group actually alive during the 80's, Drummer Joe E. Lee is also the only member of the band to have actually witnessed a hair metal video broadcast on MTV. While touring as a roadie for several hair metal bands, Joe E. Lee studied their moves and methods intently. Much like an anthropologist living amongst a tribe of natives deep in the rainforest, Joe E. learned and documented their ancient culture and practices.

This puts Joe E. in an important advisory role to the rest of the band when issues come up like "how many scarves are too many scarves, on a microphone stand" or "does this eye shadow match this guitar?"

P.V. Trïxxx Lead Guitar / Lead Vocals

PV Trïxxx, aka "the shy one", is the most mysterious of the group. "None of us really know much about him," says drummer Joe E. Lee. "We were hanging out, jamming at the practice space one night, and he just sorta showed up. He plugged in his guitar, started wailing, and blew us away. Then he packed his stuff up, said he'd see us next week, and was gone." Richie Reckless puts it best: "He lets his guitar do the talking, and I like that, because I'm the lead singer, and I should be the only one doing the real talking."